:))) dont worry its ok! um im spending christmas mostly with my family BUT i cant wait for the 3rd cause me and my friends are having a poker night with big cigars and a hooker and pasta hell yeah! hbu?
I figured you guys would enjoy a transparent sassy emoji replica of me
A$AP Rocky and Sky Ferreira
this is the most accurate representation of personalities that i have ever seen
point me in the direction of this episode
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
Christmas sweater came in <3
Shut the fuck up, MOM! it’s not even heroin, it’s cocaine. Gosh, you’re so overprotective!
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
IM LITERALLY SO PISSED AT EVERY MAN WHO ACTS LIKE THEY CAN CONTROL A WOMANS RIGHTS AND CHOICES I HOPE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COMES AND GRABS YOU BY UR EAR AND REMINDS YOU WHO FUCKING BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD
talkin to ur crush like
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this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help